OpsageATfuck on March 19, 2026 10:11 am You gotta turn the roles sometimes for happiness which is not between your legs but between your as* cheeks this time!!
SummerrVibes on March 19, 2026 10:20 am Be careful what you wish for because some people actually keep their promises
ThreeFoldPants on March 19, 2026 12:24 pm You get to clap her cheeks , it’s only fair she gets to clap yours .
DoubleDongle-F on March 19, 2026 1:19 pm Remember, internet people, the golden rule of pegging: Use more lube.
Outrageous-Mixture86 on March 19, 2026 2:22 pm “The baddie I’m seeing wanting to do the thing that I agreed I’d do with her”
nibblersmothership on March 19, 2026 4:26 pm BTW this is based off an internet rumor about Mario and Samus that I choose to believe
AudiS1Quattro on March 19, 2026 4:40 pm I mean, pass the controller if you ain’t gunna shoot your shot bro. Not everyone’s thing ik, but some of us would be dead happy to be there
GameGuy11037 on March 19, 2026 8:34 pm Jokes on you in into that shit 
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Imagine not anticipating it
Tomboy? I dont think so 🤔
o7. RIP your asshole
You gotta turn the roles sometimes for happiness which is not between your legs but between your as* cheeks this time!!
Be careful what you wish for because some people actually keep their promises
Alexa play “Dominate Me” by Fight The Fury.
Fuck around, find out. Now bend over.
Okay, then why are you surprised?
But don’t tomboys love a sweet hog too?
You get to clap her cheeks , it’s only fair she gets to clap yours .
Remember, internet people, the golden rule of pegging: Use more lube.
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A TOMBOY, BUT IT WAS HIM! FEMBOY!
My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery
I just opened the app, for fuck’s sake.
oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery
What in the shit is this
I gotta say, I don’t think this is funny.
“The baddie I’m seeing wanting to do the thing that I agreed I’d do with her”
i fail to see the problem
Some die of thirst, some drown
Ts belongs in r/hornyjail
And its bigger than yours too
BTW this is based off an internet rumor about Mario and Samus that I choose to believe
I mean, pass the controller if you ain’t gunna shoot your shot bro. Not everyone’s thing ik, but some of us would be dead happy to be there
Where can i find such girls… Asking for a friend.
Jokes on you in into that shit
